One of my primary sub-goals when I write is to avoid being blatantly offensive or vulgar. If a child somehow stumbles upon this website, I don't want the parents to have to answer any uncomfortable questions.
Which is why it is hilarious that my mom responded to my post from yesterday with the following quote:
"You have to be careful because if you run for president in 30 years the phrase butt snuggling may come back to haunt you." Moms are hilarious.
I can not imagine how on earth butt snuggling could come back to haunt me, unless she misread snuggling and replaced the 'n' with an 'm' - which is an entirely different thing altogether.
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2 comments:
I feel like some "smuggling" joke should to be made about a pirate and his "booty."
But that could just be me.
Unless you really want this blog rated "ARRRRR!" (I apologize for that tacky sign off.)
Holy Crap! I just left you about ten comments today all with substance. And about five comments ago I referred to your butt snuggling as butt smuggling and then read this and now I want to sue your mom for being so witty. Figure out the laws for that for me so I can do that. Thank you. Adio.
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