Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Things I Learned Today #1

Today I learned that it is not a good idea to eat 1.25 pounds of canned pineapple and then go for a four mile run within half an hour of consuming said pineapple - especially if it is 80 degrees and sunny outside. Most upsettingly, this is exactly what big pineapple advocates in their latest ad campaign.  You remember the popular jingle - "Do you know what is fun to do? Eat one and a quarter pounds of canned pineapple and immediately go for a four mile run."  Lies.

I wonder if it would work any better with mandarin oranges...tomorrow I can find out! Note to self: remember to go buy groceries.

1 comment:

Daniel J. said...

Note to self - Norm Macdonald is noting to himself.