Far be it for me to make fun of someone's "minor hand sprain", but now is the best time ever to make fun of someone's minor hand sprain. According to WDIV (local NBC affiliate), today in West Bloomfield, an overly enthusiastic supporter of the McCain clan agitated a "preexisting carpal tunnel condition" in Cindy McCain's hand during a vigorous handshake or some such BS.Let this be a lesson to you - whoever you are future present of the United States. If you mistreat Michigan, we will give you minor appendage injuries resulting in medical treatment ranging from nothing whatsoever to aspirin.
No comments:
Post a Comment