Friday, July 3, 2009

All I'm Saying

At times like this on weeks like this week, all I'm saying is that I wish the United States had moved to the bidet system decades ago. Maybe this is yet another opportunity for Michigan to set itself apart - "Michigan: Come Here If You Have Diarrhea or Just Like Clean Butts"

The greatest thing about being ill is the forced diet. For everyone getting married and trying to lose a few lbs. prior to the wedding, may I recommend you try to catch whatever I have ranging from a few days up to a whole week - or for as long as you can stand it without a bidet.

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